September 2010
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My friend Katie and I discussed our impending birthdays and soon-to-be-33-days and the cresting into our middle thirty days. After running through the mysterious increase in complexity that is drowning our lives (“But Nothing Has Changed Since We Were 26 and Yet Everything Feels Like More of a Pain in the Ass” was the refrain) and determining that we are far from the expectations of...
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my underwear were advertised as “invisible” because they’re designed to immediately ride up the ass and thus hide from view.